Hints and Tips - The Austin Seven Song

Da Da Dum de dum de dum

Nearly everybody's got a motor car today
whatever make it is - it is the best of course they say.
You can have your Morris Cowleys, or your Magic Six
but believe me they're not in it with me little bag of tricks.

Its an Austin 7, a little Baby Austin, the cutest little car upon the road,
I can drive it anywhere, you ought to see it clamber,
upstairs, downstairs in my Lady's chamber
it matters not at all - you think it's rather small,
but believe me boy its' heaven
'cos if you want to give the wife a run without all her relations
then you cannot beat an Austin 7

Its an Austin 7, a little Baby Austin, the cutest little car upon the road,
I can drive it anywhere, you ought to see it clamber,
upstairs, downstairs in my Lady's chamber
it matters not at all - you think it's rather small,
but believe me boy its' heaven
it never stops but if you do - you only need a shove
if you drive a little Austin 7

Ha Ha Ha

The house I'm in it hasn't got a garage - and what's more
I don't intend to build one, it's a waste of time I'm sure,
we've got a lovely cubby hole behind the kitchen door,
that'll hold me little Austin 7

Heh Heh Ha Ha

The other day I went out driving in a shower of rain,
and that's a thing believe me I shall never do again
I skidded in the gutter and I got washed down a drain
in me tricky little Austin 7

Ha Ha

One day I met an omnibus that stretched from side to side,
across the road and stopped up all the traffic far and wide,
I just drove underneath it - and came out the other side
in my dainty little Austin 7

Ha Ha

Though once I saw an advert for a secretary so
I drove up to the office and the Manager said Oh
as you've a portable typewriter - you will suit - and I said no
it isn't - it's me Austin 7

Ha ha hah

and once a motorcyclist drove up and staggered me
thank God he said, 'I've found you, it's allright now' said he
cos in the place of where his little sidecar used to be
he fastened on my Austin 7

Ha ha ha ha

Once driving in the park a nurse rushed up upon me and
she said how dare you moved - I'm surprised at you I am
she thought I was the Baby she left sitting in the pram
in me dinky little Austin 7

Its an Austin 7, a little Baby Austin, the cutest little car upon the road,
I can drive it anywhere, you ought to see it clamber,
upstairs, downstairs in my Lady's chamber
I've got a Ma in Law - but you know how they jaw
and she's fourteen stone eleven
but she has to keep her knees up - and it stops her tongue from wagging
in the back seat of me Austin 7


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